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Funny article about dating

• I got walked out on on a date that seemed like it was going fairly well because I said I didn’t like french fries. • The date where the self-identified “artist” revealed her day job was working as a prison guard, and she spent much of our afternoon on a mumbled, paranoid rant about an anonymous “them” who were on the verge of their incipient take over of everything we hold dear. She ordered worth of lunch, which she wouldn’t touch because she was sure it was contaminated.

It was an amazing WTF moment and I never talked to her again.

But we think we’d be remiss not to include the dark and very real amongst the wacky and bizarre.

The Strange • After we had sex, she told a story about her marine biology internship and about a pack of manatees they once found in the water off Key West.

Here’s their advice for Carly Aquilino: The pickup line that works is, like, when guys are just nice and giving you compliments.

When they’re like, "Hi, your hair looks good today." "Hi, I like those shoes." But then they also might be gay, but—it doesn’t matter. Because when you try, you end up looking like a fool, and we both feel awkward, and now I have to tell you to walk away.

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